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Friday, February 15, 2013

Fucktard Harvest

I was going to help you all, just, a minute ago
but you, being a fucktard, didn't want to be told
so keep going like you know all there is to know
I already told you about ignorance you continue to show
its relativity to death like a tag for every toe
go ahead and plant more seeds than the world will ever need
your supply out-weighs any demand because of all your greed
when you are stuck, overstocked with a perishable crop
you, intentionally, over-planted hoping it would all be bought
I hope you enjoy the sickening smell when your harvest suddenly rots

by Tamara Imes-Nicholas 2013

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Fucktard-Deadly Predictable

strangely, for me, it isn't even strange
how my callback number was magically changed
the timing in which this miraculous event came
coincidental as ever when attempting to explain
to you fucktards how I had deliberately arranged
my number to spell 800-FUCK-YOU, no need to explain
so I was nice enough to take time from my very, busy day
to help the fucktarded who are all innately deranged
without me using any hands, everyone was amazed
how I helped all you fucktards untangle your brains
excuse my poetics, if you really want to complain
place your lips upon my ass to provide you a restraint
everyone here knows I don't leave idiots (like you) to hang
watch and learn how a pro plays a lawless fucking game
using your own momentum I suck out what should be your brain
you must know basic business, as if you know a damn thing
I've shit and wiped away millions faster than you can complain
I created then destroyed this game you insist upon playing
but, unlike you fucktards, I have a higher functioning brain
I know you don't believe what I keep saying and re-saying
I have deliberately not, truly, reacted until I can't contain
please don't force it out of me; it will only cause you severe pain
just because you're a liar doesn't mean I'm the same
trust me when I tell you, if you don't stop fucktardedly playing
the inevitable outcome will crush your arrogance with shame
if you think I can't do it, ask around, because they’ll all say the same
be very careful why and how you conjure your next mistake
unlike you fucktards my Forces are definitely not fake

©February 2013 – Tamara Imes-Nicholas