Speaking Like Arnold Horshack

if I could take a moment or two

I’d like to do what, only, I can do

here we go with the alphabet stew

from you back to me back to you

now tell me why I would bother

taking time away from my father

to dribble out this onslaught-er

“oh, oh, oh, pick me, Mr. Kotter”

yeah, that was Arnold Horshack

having some kind of attack

yes, to the point I’m coming back

you’re style’s starting to lack

no, it’s good—fucking great in fact

reminds me of me—all in tact

feeling robbed—stabbed in the back

with the punch you started to pack

shit, I’m sick of trying to rhyme

I’ll say it outright this time

hey, punk-assed bitch get your own style

no one can do what I do like I do – especially you

©2004 Tamara Imes